quotes – you can't eat bread!?

i suppose there are people who can pass up free guacamole, but they’re either allergic to avocado or too joyless to live.

Frank Bruni in Born Round.

Truer words have literally never been uttered.

i for one have never been capable of turning away free guac.

I like large parties, they’re so intimate. At small parties there isn’t any privacy.

The Great Gatsby (via arazor)

Baking is to the food world, what ballet is to the dance world. Precise, beautiful, but terribly difficult.

Love the metaphor.